A deep thinker and a realist went on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fell asleep. Some hours later, the realist wakes his philosopher friend.
" look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
The deep thinker replies,
"I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
The deep thinker ponders for a minute.
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.What does it tell you?"
The realist is silent for a moment, then speaks.
"Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".
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