A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there, the wife suddenly died.
The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150.
The man thought about it and decided to have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5000 to ship your wife home, when it would be so wonderful to be buried here and you would spend ony $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
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